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I don’t give a shit about Halloween.

ja-despeinada:

This video suddenly popped into my head for some reason. Took some time finding it again. Notice the only two people dressed in office attire awkwardly dancing with each other.

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherkhanlock:

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

Jfc

Indeed there are rules and she got what she asked for. Be careful what you wish for kiddos.

Two things:
1. “Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?” is the best sentence I’ve read all week.2. He was totally trying to seduce a 15-year-old. I love this film, but it’s all a bit Operation Yewtree, innit. I reckon he loses all moral high ground on the baby stealing issue given his Jimmy Saville-ness.

thescienceofjohnlock:

sherkhanlock:

ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

It was not her baby to give.

David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

Jfc

Indeed there are rules and she got what she asked for. Be careful what you wish for kiddos.

Two things:

1. “Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?” is the best sentence I’ve read all week.

2. He was totally trying to seduce a 15-year-old. I love this film, but it’s all a bit Operation Yewtree, innit. I reckon he loses all moral high ground on the baby stealing issue given his Jimmy Saville-ness.

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wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

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gogolbordello:

Who’s up for some festive fun? Or maybe a little shindig in TX next month? While you’re deciding, get your free download of Crack The Case from gogolbordello.comGB x

gogolbordello:

Who’s up for some festive fun? Or maybe a little shindig in TX next month? 
While you’re deciding, get your free download of Crack The Case from gogolbordello.com
GB x

welcome-to-lola-s-brain:

Elizabeth Sun - Gogol Bordello - Vainstream Festival, Münster, 2009 | Flickr - Photo Sharing! on We Heart It.

I took this. :)

welcome-to-lola-s-brain:

Elizabeth Sun - Gogol Bordello - Vainstream Festival, Münster, 2009 | Flickr - Photo Sharing! on We Heart It.

I took this. :)

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

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Ignoring your passion is slow suicide. Never ignore what your heart pumps for. Mold your career around your lifestyle not your lifestyle around your career. — (via elauxe)

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sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

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emberises:

I must see this

emberises:

I must see this

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