if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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send hELP

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Meanwhile, in Glasgow…

God, I want a giant tea cake right now.


Meanwhile, in Glasgow…

God, I want a giant tea cake right now.

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this popped up on my facebook newsfeed, it’s just sad.

Oh, but I suppose it’s not nasty when it’s on a man though. There should be a movement where we force men to shave (or wax, it would be more painful) their legs and armpits for a month. I bet they’d get tired of that shit real quick.

"It’s like women want to be men"

we just want to be human, but that is too much for men to handle

"If this is a feminist thing, I hate feminists even more." WELL, GOOD FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE EXACT REASON WHY WE NEED FEMINISM. 

"It’s like women want to be men"
Because our natural state before the invention of shaving was smooth and hairless. Only men have ever had the pleasure of body hair. Yeah, we want to be just like them.

Sometimes I wonder how the human race managed to propagate itself for thousands of years of history, most of which preceded the invention of depilatory methods, when there are so many whiny manbabies like this around.


I bet my great grandfather would’ve been so impressed with how strong and tough I was just now when I dropped my iPhone on my face and didn’t even cry.




all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music

literally me


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this summers wardrobe colors:

  • black
  • off-black
  • pastel black
  • blue-black
  • warm-toned black
  • light black
  • dark black
  • very dark grey

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I think it’s really important to not to go on the red carpet and try and look pretty like all the other pretty ladies: wearing the dress and the high heeled shoes, getting your hair done and getting the diamonds you have to borrow for that day. That’s a competition I don’t want to take part in because other prettier girls with better hair and better shoes will win that competition. I don’t want to be in that competition. I want to walk very comfortably in a pair of boots and a Ghostbusters jumpsuit and be able to enjoy the afterparty: whenever you go to these afterparties you see these very beautiful women standing around holding their shoes in their hands, with a tension headache from their hairdo, scared that they’ve lost an earring that they’ve borrowed from Chopard, unable to breath or drink, scared of spillage and can’t go outside to have a fag because they are too chilly. I like to dress for fun. And I like to dress to bust ghosts. And that’s the only outfit that allows me to do both. — Caitlin Moran on the Ghostbuster jumpsuit [x] (via fuckyeahcaitlinmoran)




  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

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saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

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